13 January 2012, 1:56 am
Megan Fox is Irish, French, and Native American. She admits she has little to no Native American blood, and that it is a stretch to consider her Native in this quote: “She’s a Native American and I have a little bit of that blood in me,” she said. “It would be a bit of a stretch –but if Jake Gyllenhaal can be the Prince of Persia, I think that I can do that.” But being around 1% Native American still makes you mixed. Anne Hathaway is Irish, French, and Native American as well. Just like Megan Fox. Rachel Bilson is English, Russian Jewish, and Italian. The original Jew was black! Dianna Agron is Russian Jewish and English. The original Jew was black! Sarah Michelle Gellar is Russian Jewish. The original Jew was black! Mariska Hargitay is Hungarian, English, and German. I think Hungarians are mixed with Huns or something! Alessandra Ambrosio is a Brazilian of Polish and Italian descent. The original Italians were black! Angelina Jolie is Slovak, German, French Canadian, and Dutch. Yes, I realize that her own family admitted that they are not really part Native American and only used to claim it in order to enhance their image by sounding exotic. I realize that her family tree and records are public, and she has no admixture, but no white woman can have a mouth that big. She must have a black ancestor somewhere in her family tree. They need to extend it even further. Ali Landry is Cajun. Now, I know her recent ancestors are all French and that Cajuns are considered white, but she probably has a Native ancestor somewhere in her family tree. All you have to do is extend it. Jessica Simpson is Scottish and Native American. Yes, she is 1/16th, but every drop counts. Mila Kunis is a Ukrainian Jew, but people from Soviet Russia have African and Asian ancestors. I am sure they do. Kim Basinger is German, Irish, Swedish, and Cherokee. Remember that every drop counts! Julia Roberts is German, Irish, English, Scottish, Welsh, Swedish and Cherokee. Every drop counts! Hilary Swank is English, German, Spanish, and Shoshone Native American. Spaniards are mixed, anyway, and every drop counts! Catherine Zeta Jones is Welsh and Irish, but I am sure she is mixed somewhere down the line. Amber Heard is of English descent, but I am sure she is mixed somewhere down the line. I have never heard of or seen a English woman as pretty as her. Yes. She must be mixed. Amanda Seyfriend is Irish and German, but the Germans are mixed with Turks who are in turn mixed with East Asians, which in turn makes her mixed. Kate Beckinsale is 1/8th Burmese. Every drop counts! Mary Elizabeth Winstead must have a Native or African ancestor somewhere down the line. I heard she is related to Ava Gardner who is rumored to have distant Native and African ancestry, so Mary must have it as well. Remember that every drop counts! Lyndsy Fonseca is Portuguese and German, but the Portuguese are part black, so she must be mixed as well. Catherine Vecchi is Italian, and everyone knows Italians are mixed with black. http://scoopmodels.com/typo3temp/pics/Bild16_3e01a9a18f.jpg Nikki Reed is Italian, Jewish, and Cherokee. Every drop counts! So even if she is 1% Cherokee, she is still mixed! Lacey Chabert is Scottish and French, but I think her father is Cajun since he is from Louisiana and even though Cajuns are white, she probably has a Native ancestor somewhere down the line. Scarlett Johansson is Danish and Jewish, and everyone knows the original Jew was black. Hayden Panettiere is Italian, and everyone knows Italians are mixed with black. Mandy Moore claims to be Jewish, English, Irish, and Cherokee. Every drop counts! Rumer Willis is Scottish, English, German, Welsh, French, and Cherokee, and so is her mother, Demi Moore, and remember that every drop counts! Minka Kelly is Irish and French, and France is so close to North Africa. So she must be part black. Hillary Clinton is English, Welsh, French, Scottish, and Native American. Every drop counts! Cheryl Cole is Irish and Scottish, but I am positive she has something down the line. Probably some bit of Mediterranean, which in turn means she is mixed with black! Nina Dobrev is Bulgarian, and apparently, Bulgarians are mixed with gypsies. Cameron Diaz is Spanish Cuban, English, German, Scots-Irish, Dutch, and Native American. Cuban may not be a race, and her father may be a white Cuban, but she still has Native ancestry, and every drop counts!... Read More »
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